Man Encounters

Throughout an adventurous woman’s life, there will be many men. These men will all differ drastically when it comes to things such as how much of an impact they have on our lives, how memorable they are, what phase in our lives we met them, how we connect to them, etc. Some men may be a rebound booty call that took our minds and vaginas off of that asshole ex. Some men may just be a random make out at a bar; you will never see him again or remember his name but it made for an entertaining story to tell your friends the next day. Perhaps some men have tried capturing your heart, and although it didn’t feel the same, it helped raise your self-esteem. When it comes to men, whether we’re the users or the used we either learn a lesson, gain a story, or get a laugh from every man encounter we face.

I’ve decided to go through my Facebook photos and look for pictures of my man encounters. I’m going to pick men who have not-so-much had a tremendous impact but subtle ones, as to protect the privacy and embarrassment of those close to me lol.

 

Okay, so. I have many weaknesses in life including but not limited to donuts, Toffifee, gay men, tickling, Taco Bell, and young boys in football pants. My close friend has family in the Michigan, who I like to think of as my family too because I love them so much. Included in that family in the young gentleman seen in the photo, in the photo. Yes, he is in high school...yes, I am 25 years old...yes, I purposely put my hand there...and no, I have not yet received a straining order. I hope to one day be a cougar and I feel it is never too soon to start. 

Umm...ok, lets see here. ,This is one of those pictures where you are just so happy you've captured the moment. This was New Years Eve (can't remember the year) and the girls and I decided to go to the Fogular. It was more like the Old-Fogieluar with all the old people. I clearly decided to make the best of it and danced with this respectful fellow for the night. He really made me feel pretty and special....HAHA.

I don't know the name of this man or where he came from. This was on a weekend student council conference in Sault Ste. Marie. No, he was not part of the conference. He was just a creepy man staying in the same hotel. However, he thought I was beautiful so I didn't mind him so much. I'm not sure where his shirt is or where his hands were headed but he sure gave me a confidence boost.

Here is another elderly man who has taken a liking to me on the dance floor. I'm not sure what is it about myself that attracts them. Is it the moth balls I stuff in my underware or perhaps the packets of Sweet N' Low in my purse? I don't know and I don't care because I love the attention.






 This man here I met at one of the most romantic places around, McDonalds. After a long night of bar hopping, the girls and I decided to head to McDonalds for a bedtime snack. We met this kind stranger and struck up a conversation. He went on to explain that he is not from around here and asked where he could purchase a hooker. I politely directed him to Drouillard Street but he did not feel like driving that far. He nicely asked me if he could pay me for sex. I thought about it but I had just eaten a McDouble, a Mchicken and fries so I didn't feel sexy. I apologized and told him I didn't do that anymore.


I don't remember this.


My blind prom date who I am 98% sure stole money from my purse and then left after the meal. I am not kidding.


I've always been attracted to men who like men. This drag queen told me that changing a gay man is impossible. It doesn't matter how many people have told me this previously, it doesn't sink in until a bald drag queen tells you this.


This man captivated my heart on the dance floor at my first American gay bar experience.


When I went to Vegas for St. Patricks Day, we saw that Shamrock tattoos were half price. Obviously, we couldn't pass that deal up. We decided to walk down the strip and ask 100 people if I should or should not get a shamrock tattoo on my butt. I thought if we asked this cop, he would be a for sure no and I could maybe get out of this deal. He said OF COURSE I SHOULD DO IT!


I met this gentleman at Coyote Ugly in Vegas. We were really hitting it off on the dance floor and he was extremely attracted to all my best dance moves; chopping the carrot, stirring the soup, tossing the salad, chugging the milk, etc. We ended up making out. It wasn't one of those gross sloppy make outs where the sweat form your moustach area drips into your mouth. It was actually a very nice one, built up by friendly conversation and clean cut dancing. He then told me afterwards he had a girlfriend and could no longer continue our romance. I'm not sure if this had anything to do with it, but I was so sweaty from dancing that I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to dry my underware under the hand dryer.