Introduction
Hello. Welp, it’s Saturday morning and I have an extremely long day of work ahead of me. I’m trying to think of it in a positive way: money, keep busy, money, hot male customers, money. One thing I rather do enjoy about working is that I get to hang out in the giant freezer while I watch people sweating outside. Anywho, enjoy today’s blog!
Try This!
Trying things we’ve never experienced before, whether good or bad, is the only thing that makes us grow as people. It keeps our minds sharp, our hearts healthy, and our memories fond. Living in Windsor, I know it is hard to find something new to do. May I make a recommendation? Check out websites of local community centres and see what kind of programs they have going on. I just signed up for two blogging classes coming up in the near future! Hopefully I can learn how to better entertain you via blog lol. Through trying new things, you never know who you will meet. Also, you could end up discovering a new hobby. Check out this site Windsorites : http://www.reconnectwindsor.ca/Start/Start.asp?SCheck=945354125&SDT=40774.9075513079
Topic of the Day
Today’s topic is embarrassing and/or awkward things we all do but don’t admit. FYI: I’ve done all of these things.
-Ladies, it’s okay to admit that we only shave our legs when there is potential of getting action that day and/or night. Any other time, we don't give a crap.
-We all scratch our no-no parts through our pants pockets from time to time. It is a discreet way to get that itch in public.
-We all have let out a silent fart in front of a group of people and in order to remove the blame from ourselves have said "ew, who farted?" but we all know the you smelled it you dealt it rule.
-We all pretend to stretch or scratch our back in order to smell our armpits to see if we are currently rocking any foul body odour.
-We've all been in a situation where we are about to make out or fool around with someone and we throw our gum somewhere without our partner noticing, whether it be behind the couch, under the pillow, etc. Swallowing it is too dangerous in case you choke.
-We've all snooped through people's medicine cabinets when in a party host’s washroom.
-Ladies, we've all experiences third degree razor burn in the bikini area and have tried to cover it up using bathing suit shorts or make-up.
-We've all sweated so much that we acquire pit stains and have dried them out under the hand dryer in the public washroom. (I did this every day at lunch hour in highschool).
-We've all put someone else's mail or pay check up to the light to try and read it.
-We've all written down our first name with our crush's last name, sometimes with Dr. in front. Wishful thinkers.
-We've all played with the dentist tools while waiting in the dentist chair for the dental assistant to return.
-We've all shared an ice cream cone or popsicle with our cat or dog
-We've all drank vodka out of a water bottle.
-We've all been at a bar and have found an abandoned drink on a table and took it to save money
-We've all tried creeping who our bf or gf was texting by looking over their shoulder
-Girls, we've all stuffed our heels with tissues because the only size left was too big and they were just too damn cute to not buy
-We've all tried smoking the devils lettuce using a pop can
-We've all wore un-matching socks because we were too lazy to find the matching ones
-We've all glances at the person's test who is sitting next to us
-We've all found a baby to be downright ugly but lied and said it was adorable
-We've all sent a dirty picture or video to somebody
-We've all eaten mac n cheese or something from the pot so we could save dishes
-We've all touched ourselves in the tanning booth. I mean, nobody can expect you to just stand or lay there for that long…boooriiing.
-We've all quoted Jersey Shore
-We've all been the sober one at the bar and cashed out big because you are sober enough to notice all the dropped money on the floor
-We've all went to the washroom and not washed our hands because we were in a hurry or figured it would be more sanitary in some public washrooms not to wash them.
-Girls, please don't kid anyone or yourself, we've all made "awkward noises" while making love...
-We've all picked up something with our toes because we were too lazy to bend over
-We've all kissed our pillows and hands for practice when we were young.
-We all do the dance test when we try on clothes in the dressing room .We dance around to see what falls out where
-We all have that pair of shoes that stink bad enough to choke a maggot but we keep them because we looove them
-We've all had the toilet paper rip while cleaning our bottoms, getting residue on our hands. I know its gross but it’s true, admit it.
-We've all dedicated one night's outfit to somebody. Meaning, we've all dressed up to impress one person before, whether it be a crush or an idol
-We've all flossed our teeth with our hair when we don't have real floss around
-We've all picked our nose and eaten it
-We've all told somebody their outfit is cute when it should of been burned
-We've all talked our way out of paying cover at a bar
-We've all walked with a wiggle to try and undo our wedgies
-We've all picked our belly buttons and smelled our finger
-We all have drunken the last of the milk or juice and put it back in the fridge
-We all have borrowed a piece of clothing from someone and sprayed it with our perfume or cologne then gave it back
-We all have searched dirty words on Google Images
-We all have peed in the shower
-Ladies, we've all had those days where we are too lazy to put on a bra when we go out shopping.
-We've all sprayed our underpants with cologne or perfume so that area smells nice
-We've all bitten our toe nails
-We've all been in a situation where someone is telling a long story you don't care about and every couple minutes you say "that’s crazy" or "that’s so funny" so they think you are listening.
-We all say "lol" when we have nothing else to say, even if it’s not funny and you are not laughing out loud
-We've all gone through a drive thru, sat in the parking lot and ate, then went inside because we want more food but are too embarrassed to go through the drive thru again.
-We've all taken a picture of someone we don't like and put their head on a nasty looking body then laughed at it.
-We've all tried to name everyone we've made out with, most of us failing to remember the complete list
-We've all said some embarrassing things while making love
-We've all lied and said we were at the gym for longer than we actually were
-We've all had sweaty make outs on the dance floor and not remember the next day
-We've all brought our own booze to a bar and add it to a pop
-Girls, we've all shaved our arms at one point
-We've all tooted while at a store and quickly switched aisles so the blame couldn't be put on us
-We all have borrowed a piece of clothing from someone and sprayed it with our perfume or cologne then gave it back
-We all have searched dirty words on Google Images
-We all have peed in the shower
-Ladies, we've all had those days where we are too lazy to put on a bra when we go out shopping.
-We've all sprayed our underpants with cologne or perfume so that area smells nice
-We've all bitten our toe nails
-We've all been in a situation where someone is telling a long story you don't care about and every couple minutes you say "that’s crazy" or "that’s so funny" so they think you are listening.
-We all say "lol" when we have nothing else to say, even if it’s not funny and you are not laughing out loud
-We've all gone through a drive thru, sat in the parking lot and ate, then went inside because we want more food but are too embarrassed to go through the drive thru again.
-We've all taken a picture of someone we don't like and put their head on a nasty looking body then laughed at it.
-We've all tried to name everyone we've made out with, most of us failing to remember the complete list
-We've all said some embarrassing things while making love
-We've all lied and said we were at the gym for longer than we actually were
-We've all had sweaty make outs on the dance floor and not remember the next day
-We've all brought our own booze to a bar and add it to a pop
-Girls, we've all shaved our arms at one point
-We've all tooted while at a store and quickly switched aisles so the blame couldn't be put on us
Pretty please share any more you can think of in the comments area below! I’d love to hear J
By-eee
Thank you again for reading. I appreciate it more than you could understand. Since I was in high school and had my parents edit my creative writing class stories, I love people reading what I write. Enjoy the picture of the day bloggies!
Love, Chelsea ox
This is my Grade 9 yearbook pic. I wore this headband made of pantyhose everyday because I had a cowlick in the fornt of my head.
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